1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

It’s one of the most progressive cities in the world. Shooting is only a sideline.

You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.

The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made ’em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.

In time of crisis people want to know that you care, more than they care what you know.

The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It’s only in the amount where the Republicans excel.

People don’t change under governments. Governments change. People remain the same.

There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more learned a man is, the less consideration he has for another man’s belief.

If I studied all my life, I couldn’t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

You know you’ve got to exercise your brain just like your muscles.