1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.

Labor leaders don’t do much laboring after they are able to lead.

I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian. That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they’ll get me someday.

When you are satisfied, you are successful. For that’s all there is to success is satisfaction.

There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him just so long; and on the other hand, there is something about a Democrat that you can’t stand him quite that long.

We don’t know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.

With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time they make a law it’s a joke.

We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back.