1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

There is only one redeeming thing about this whole election. It will be over at sundown, and let everybody pray that it’s not a tie, for we couldn’t go through with this thing again.

There ain’t nothing that breaks up homes, country and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs.

Politics is applesauce.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.

Hawaii is the only place I know where they lay flowers on you while you are alive.

Everything is sold on credit anyhow. Even the most experienced can't tell by looking at a car how many payments are still to be made on it.

Half our time is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Hawaii is the only place I know where they lay flowers on you while you are alive. Hawaii is the only place I know where they lay flowers on you while you are alive.