1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politician as a joke.

There are two things that can disrupt business in this country. One is War, and the other is a meeting of the Federal Reserve Bank.

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.

There are two things that I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony and the other is a railroad timetable.

But driving from bank to bank a man has got to be careful nowadays, for at the price of gas he will burn up more gasoline trying to get a loan than the loan is worth.

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing. Will Rogers

Judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement.