1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. They can't ask their patients what is the matter - they've got to just know.

Us middle class never have to worry about having old furniture to point out to our friends. We buy it on payments, and before it's paid for, it's plenty antique.

The budget is a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, and then tries to reach in and pull real beans out.

Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion

Too many people spend money they earned..to buy things they don't want..to impress people that they don't like.

We ride good but we get out of wind walking to the garage.

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold.