1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

The high income tax come pretty near passing in the Senate. Only lacked about six votes. So it won't be long now. Well, there is millions and millions that are not making it, that would be glad to give up 99 per cent if you would let 'em earn a hundred thousand or more.

There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as we do when the baby gets hold of the hammer. It's just a question of how much damage he can do with it before we can take it away from him.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.

It's getting so if a man wants to stand well socially, he can't afford to be seen with either the Democrats or the Republicans.

I love horses and I only ask-don't let me know which one we are eating today.

They used to take your horse and if they were caught they got hung for it. Now if they take your car and if they are caught it's a miracle.

There is two types of Larceny, Petty and Grand. They are supposed to be the same in the eyes of the law, but judges always put a little extra on you for Petty, which is kind of a fine for stupidness.