1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

I see where they are going to be more strict with these robbers; when they catch 'em from now on, they're going to publish their names.

I go too fast to see much, only the tops of everything. I've got to prowl slow some time through this country.

There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs

There are two things that can disrupt the American economy. One is a war. The other is a meeting of The Federal Reserve Board.

Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out

No nation ever had two better friends than we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

And if you call one a real estate agent and he won't sell you anything. He is a REALATOR. It's the same as what the old fashioned real estate agent used to be only the commission is different.