1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

No matter what you weigh, the little fellow is your equal on a horse.

No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

Funny to watch these Senators switching back and forth on Prohibition. Politics is a great character builder. You have to take a referendum to see what your convictions are for that day.

Foreign relations is an open book-- generally a checkbook.

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.

Any person that don't read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed.

You could be the World's greatest orator and if you don't say anything while orating, they are going to walk out on you after a while.

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again

The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.