1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

Politics is the best show in America. I love animals and I love politicians, and I like to watch both of 'em at play, either back home in their native state, or after they've been captured and sent to a zoo, or to Washington.

Once a man holds public office he is absolutely no good for honest work.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more learned a man is, the less consideration he has for another man's belief.

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it.

There is only one redeeming thing about this whole election. It will be over at sundown, and let everybody pray that it's not a tie, for we couldn't go through with this thing again.

If your time is worth anything, travel by air. If not, you might just as well walk.

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

These dust storms.... Poor farmer spent a lifetime fixin' his farm and everything, goes out and looks down at it, and it's up above him.