1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at a good time. Borrowing is the only thing that seems handy all the time.

Nothing makes a man as mad as the truth.

I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain't.

It's no laughing matter being a Republican in these perilous times. Anyone can be a Republican when the stock market is up, but when stocks are selling for no more than they're worth, I tell you, being a Republican - it's a sacrifice.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.

There is nothing as easy as denouncing. It don't take much to see that something is wrong, but it does take some eyesight to see what will put it right again

There is two things that can disrupt business in this country. One is War, and the other is a meeting of the Federal Reserve Bank.