1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

If you hear of anyone proposing my name for political office, please maim him and send me the bill.

There is one rule that works in every calamity. Be it pestilence, war, or famine, the rich get richer and poor get poorer. The poor even help arrange it.

There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberate Lie, why it was an Exaggerated Falsehood.

One revolution is just like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next

The farmers can be thankful. Didn't the Farm Board decide in Washington last week that they could have cheaper interest? All the farmers have to do now is to find something new to put up as security.

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

The United States investigates everything - usually after it's dead.

There is nothing in the world that we do as much as we do eating

Democrats always were a cheap lot. They never had much money to operate on.... They would rather make a speech than a dollar. They cultivate their voice instead of their finances.