1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start out that life with a disappontment. Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead.

Invest in inflation. It's the only thing going up.

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Those tax-exempt bonds were put in so that a town or a state or a government could sell more bonds than it ought to.

Every land or property owner in America would be tickled to death to pay 45 per cent of his profits, if he didn't have to pay anything if he didn't make it.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

If you send somebody to teach somebody, be sure that the system you are teaching is better than the system they are practicing.

Labor leaders don't do much laboring after they are able to lead.

You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.