1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

Maybe ain't ain't so correct, but I notice that lots of folks who ain't using ain't ain't eating.

I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money.

We are sure living in a peculiar time. You get morefor not working than you will for working, and morefor not raising a hog than for raising it.

When I make a joke, nobody gets injured... when Congress makes a joke, it's the law.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Opportunity rarely knocks on your door. Knock rather on opportunity's door if you ardently wish to enter.

Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right?

Don't squat with your spurs on.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.