1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

The theater is a great equalizer: it is the only place where the poor can look down on the rich.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for.

Borrowing money on what's called 'easy terms,' is a one-way ticket to the Poor House. If you think it ain't a Sucker Game, why is your Banker the richest man in your Town? Why is your Bank the biggest and finest building in your Town? Instead of passing Bills to make borrowing easy, if Congress had passed a Bill that no Person could borrow a cent of Money from any other person, they would have gone down in History as committing the greatest bit of Legislation in the World.

We are here for just a spell, so get a few laughs.

Labor Day, I suppose set by an Act of Congress. Everything we do nowadays is either by, or against, Acts of Congress. How Congress knew anything about Labor is beyond us.

Comedians haven't improved. Nothing has improved but taxes.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold