1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it.

You know the more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best. My only solution would be to keep em both out one term and hire my good friend Henry Ford to run the whole thing, and give him a commission on what he saves us.

The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President

The man with the best job in the country is the Vice-President

Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.

If they really want to honor the boys, why don't they let them sit in the stands and have the people march by?

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war.

No party is as bad as its leaders.