1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

I don't know what humor is.

There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and family. But he can't make a living for them and his government, too, the way his government is living. What the government has got to do is live as cheap as the people

I don't belong to an organized political party, I'm a Democrat.

Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.

When you get into trouble 5,000 miles from home, you've got to have been looking for it.

I don't think either one of them knows what it's all about, to be honest with you. Both sides are doing nothing but just looking towards the next election.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

One thing I will say about the Germans, they are always perfectly willing to give somebody's land to somebody else