1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.

We can get mighty rich, but if we haven't got any friends, we will find we are poorer than anybody.

The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel.

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week

The self persists like a dying star, In sleep, afraid.

You can't fool all of the people all of the time. But it isn't necessary.

Technocracy wants to do everything by machinery. Machinery is doing just fine. If it can't kill you, it will put you out of work.

Why don't somebody print the truth about our present economic situation? We spent six years of wild buying on credit - everything under the sun, whether we needed it or not - and now we are having to pay for 'em, and we are howling like a pet coon.

We can get hot and bothered quicker over nothing, and cool off faster than nay nation in the world