1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

Parades should be classed as a Nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison. They stop more work, inconvenience more people, stop more traffic, cause more accidents, entail more expense, and commit and cause I don't remember the other hundred misdemeanors.

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.

The public perceives there are problems with the water system, and with the efficiency of the system. We need some leadership and to provide expertise in the area of efficiency.

In Europe public men do resign. But here it's a lost art. You have to impeach 'em.

I know things are going to get better in spite of both sides. Then when things do get better, then you'll hear the yell that will go up. The Democrats will swear that recovery was due to them. Now the Republicans, they'll say it was due to them. Nobody wanted to claim the credit for the country blowing up, but wait until it starts picking up and they'll both be on it then. See?

A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.

Outside of traffic, there is nothing that has held this country back as much as committees.