1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

Things will get better - despite our efforts to improve them.

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

There's the one thing no nation can ever accuse us of and that is secret diplomacy. Our foreign are an open book, generally a check book.

I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.

We do not know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it

The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

Be a politician; no training necessary.

In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.