1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown.

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.

With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!

We fed 'em Xmas and New Years; now all the poor have to do is just fill the few meals until next Xmas

More words ain't good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.

Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoyment.