1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched.

It will take America fifteen years of steady taking care of our own business and letting everybody else's alone, to get us back to where everybody speaks to us again.

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Work to make a living; serve to make a life.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

Elections are a good deal like marriages. There's no accounting for anyone's taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it's the same with public officials.

It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.