1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.

So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give!

Wish all the Farmers would move to town one year, that's the only way I know to clear the thing up.

Don't just grab at the first thing that comes along. . . . Know when to refuse something that won't get you anywhere.

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.

What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more.

The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the President has to tell 'em.

Don't wait to buy land, buy land and wait.

They are voting whether to keep a governor two years or four. I think a good, honest governor should get four years, and the others life.