1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

Nothing you can't spell will ever work.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Originality will be rewarded in any line.

Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office.

Farmers have more Associations, and Bureaus, and Clubs, than they have pitchforks.

I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it.

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.