1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

The stock market has spoiled more appetites than bad cooking.

The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody sober enough to stagger to the polls will.

A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me.

The president says, 'There is lots of people worse off than the Farmers.' I don't know who it could be unless it is the fellow who holds the Mortgages on the Farms.

I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.

Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.