1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.

The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to the man who wanted to save time who could tell me what he was going to do with the time he saved.

Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out.

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.

That's the trouble with our charities; we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating.

There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.

Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.