1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

We are all ignorant. We are just ignorant about different things.

He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.

There is a horse here-the furthest north of any horse, and he eats fish and travels on snowshoes.

It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment

If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain't.

We have the best Congress that money can buy.

The one that can see years ahead has a telescope, but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes-I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em

My forefathers didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they met the boat.