1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

I doubt if a charging elephant, or a rhino, is as determined or hard to check as a socially ambitious mother.

The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort.

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.

I do honestly believe the Republicans have reformed and want to do better. But whether they have done it in time to win the election is another thing. The old voter is getting so he wants to be saved before October every election year.

You must never tell a thing. You must illustrate it. We learn through the eye and not the noggin.

President Coolidge said, 'I don't want the Government to go into business.' Well, if I was Mr. Coolidge I wouldn't worry over that. The Government never has been accused of being a business man.

Any nation is heathen that ain't strong enough to punch you in the jaw.

We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.

There is a tremendous movement on to get lower taxes on earned incomes. Then will come the real problem, 'Who among us on salary are earning our income?'