45 Quotes by William Bruce Cameron





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    Kansas is a piece of real estate that completely disproves the theory of roundness as a quality of the planet earth.

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    Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever.

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    That’s the lesson of the dogs, that it’s important to both live in the moment and then go on to the next wonderful thing.

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    Some people just don’t appreciate having a dog around. It’s sad to think there are people like that. I knew Gloria was that way – maybe that’s why she could never be truly happy.

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    Apparently there are three levels of brain activity. Level 1 is the lowest level – the amount of concentration required to, say, delete emails or serve in congress.

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