340 Quotes by William Goldman

—Me disgusta tener que matar a una muchacha —dijo el español. —Dios lo hace todo el rato; y si a Él no le molesta, no dejes que te preocupe a ti.

—Necesito vuestro consejo —les interrumpió Buttercup—. ¿Qué puedo hacer para mejorar mi apariencia personal? —Empieza por bañarte —repuso su padre. —Y, de paso, hazte algo en ese pelo —le dijo su madre. —Excávate el territorio que llevas detrás de las orejas. —No te olvides de las rodillas.

I'm not trying to make this a downer, understand. I mean, I really do think that love is the best thing inthe world, except for cough drops. But I also have to say, for the umpty-umpth time, that life isn't fair. It'sjust fairer than death, that's all.

There are always too few perfect breasts in this world; leave yours alone.

If all that's going on in your scenes is what's going on in your scenes, think about it a long time.

i have come to terms with my life, and that is my affair - i am not cold, i swear, but i have decided certain things, it is best for me to ignore emotion; i have not been happy dealing with it.

Let's look on the bright side: we're having an adventure, Fezzik, and most people live and die without being as lucky as we are.

Existence was really very simple when you did what you were told.

But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid - that had to mean something.