340 Quotes by William Goldman

Fezzik's in trouble, bubble bubble,His brain is just not in the pink,His mind is rubble, rub-a-dub double, Because everyone needs him to think.

You had to admire a guy who called his own new book a classic before it was published and anyone else had a chance to read it.

We have now decided that the poisoned cup is most likely in front of you. But the poison is powder made from iocane and iocane comes only from Australia and Australia, as everyone knows, is peopled with criminals and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as I don't trust you, which means I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen, and I think it quite ungentlemanly.

When I say Bolivia, you just think California.

The Count was Prince Humperdink's only confidant. His last name was Rugen, but no one needed to use it - he was the only Count in the country, the title having been bestowed by the Prince as a birthday present some years before, the happening taking place, naturally, at one of the Countess' parties.

We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

Love is many things, none of them logical.

The Duchess set about studying Annette and shortly found her adversary's tragic flaw.Chocolate.