68 Quotes by William Joyce


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    I did not win and in fact I was called into the principal’s office for a consultation with my parents. But that was the beginning of my literary career.

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    Almost everything in ‘A Day With Wilbur Robinson’ has some basis in truth. And yes, my sister did pay me to feed her grapes while she talked to her boyfriend on the phone.

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    So if you’re a robot and you’re living on this planet, you can do things that you can’t do in real life – things that you wished you could do: like fly; like have a car that flies; like have furniture that is alive.

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    I don’t regard Jews as a class. I regard them as a privileged misfortune.

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    The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called ‘Billy’s Booger.’ It was an autobiographical piece about a kid who was really bad at math.

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    Apart from my absolute belief in National Socialism and my conviction of Hitler’s superhuman heroism, I had always been attracted to Germany.

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    You know, I hate to give advice because my life has been so odd that almost nothing that’s happened to me can apply.

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    If you really want to tell stories, do it and don’t be dissuaded.

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