327 Quotes by Willie Nelson

There's a freedom you begin to feel the closer you get to Austin, Texas.

Mainly because I'd already been paid on it . . . and paid pretty good.

How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and be dragged to death?

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down -- but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

Vaporizers are good for your lungs. Cigarette smoke will kill you. I never heard of anybody dying from marijuana smoke. Vaporizers I think are smarter.

I'd like to see this happen time and time again, thousands of times across the country.

You'll never get ahead by blaming your problems on other people.

I have a lot of respect for the military. I like to show them that I support them every chance I get. ... We get as much out of it as (the soldiers).

I'm drinking doubles now that you're running around single again.