106 Quotes by Wilson Mizner

If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.