106 Quotes by Wilson Mizner

The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.

The day which we fear as our last is but the bday of eternity. - By SenecaThe first hundred years are the hardest.

A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor-unassisted.

A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his suspicions.

Count 10 over him - he'll get up

You're a mouse studying to be a rat.

He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.

Failure has gone to his head.