106 Quotes by Wilson Mizner

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.

The day which we fear as our last is but the bday of eternity. – By SenecaThe first hundred years are the hardest.

Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll meet them on your way down.

A fellow who is always declaring that he’s no fool, usually has his suspicions.

If you steal from one author it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many it’s research.

I’d rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

I’ve spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.