174 Quotes by Woody Harrelson

I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character. With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie.

I was in a taxi the other night, and we started talking about life and the taxi driver goes, 'Chaos and creativity go together. If you lose one per cent of your chaos, you lose your creativity.' I said that's the most brilliant thing I've heard. I needed to hear that years ago.

The state of the health of the individual is equivalent to the state to the health of the colon.

To the men in Washington, the world is just a giant Monopoly board.

In the courtroom, it's where a lawyer really becomes an actor. There's a very fine line between delivering a monologue in a play and delivering a monologue to a jury. I've always felt that way - I've been in a lot of courtrooms. The best lawyers are really theatrical.

It’s not who you want to spend Friday night with. It’s who you want to spend all day Saturday with.

My main hope for myself is to be where I am.

I think the world's still gonna be here in another 10, 20 years. But I'm not feeling great about things ecologically.

I think I've been an incredible example to my kids of what not to do.