56 Quotes by Yahtzee Croshaw

He was obviously taking an extended holiday from reality, an option that I had to admit I was finding more and more tempting.

Readers of my online journal – I refuse to use the word blog because it sounds like something that lives on a riverbed and communicates through farts.

I don’t actually remember if I was able to get a firebolt off. I have a vague memory of seeing orange light splatter harmlessly against a spiked breastplate, but that might just have been sparks from all the metal rubbing against metal. Then there was a sound rather like a bag of wet laundry being hurled across a gravel driveway, and that was the first time I died.

Anyway, something tells me that wasn’t the kind of death you come back from.

She looked like a drama student who had been told to be a tree, then never told to stop.

He hastily pulled off his dressing gown – revealing austere black boxer shorts and a threadbare T-shirt for something called Mogworld – and began twirling it frantically around his head.

The obedient Pit bull becomes the escaped tiger and it’s got a knife.

I’d sometimes pictured myself bravely sacrificing my life to save another, but my preference had always been that it be someone I actually liked.

There was an Iron Man–shaped ache in my face.