390 Quotes by Yogi Berra

How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.

That's his style of hitting . If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.

I don't know. How hot is it supposed to be?

Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't go to yours

The game was two hours, with the commercials. I wish they did that now.

For a spring training drill, Yogi instructed his players to: "Pair off in threes

What a house - nothin' but rooms!

that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.