390 Quotes by Yogi Berra

How long have you known me, Jack? And you 'still' can't spell my name.

You can't think and hit at the same time

A good time to hit is with men on base, because the pitcher ain't got no place to put you. He's going to get that ball around there somewhere. He don't want to walk you.

Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

It was pretty good. Even the music was nice.

The future isn't what it used to be.

You gotta call a blacksmith.

Amplifying on the things improperly attributed to him, Yogi said: "I never really said all those things I said