390 Quotes by Yogi Berra

I’d find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I’d return it.

Anybody who can’t hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.

It’s like deja-vu, all over again.

It’s 90% mental. The other half is physical.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.

Ninety percent of putts that are short, don’t go in.

You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.

If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.

Third ain’t so bad if nothin’ is hit to you.