390 Quotes by Yogi Berra

Slump? I ain’t in no slump... I just ain’t hitting.

It’s not too far; it just seems like it is.

Nobody comes here anymore, it's too crowded.

Why don’t you pair’em up in threes?

You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.

A good time to hit is with men on base, because the pitcher ain’t got no place to put you. He’s going to get that ball around there somewhere. He don’t want to walk you.

I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.

Thanks, you don’t look so hot yourself.

You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.