390 Quotes by Yogi Berra

I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, ‘Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.’

It ain’t like football. You can’t make up no trick plays.

I’m glad I was in the Navy.

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.

You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.

Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.

I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.