390 Quotes by Yogi Berra

Nobody did nothin’ to nobody.

You can’t think and hit the ball at the same time.

How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don’t know how to spell my name.

So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.

The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.

If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.

I don’t mean to be funny.

I don’t know if it’s good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto!