390 Quotes by Yogi Berra

Listen up, because I’ve got nothing to say and I’m only gonna to say it once.

I guess I’ve got a smart wife.

No, I don’t go to that restaurant anymore. No body goes there. It’s too crowded.

When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.

I’ve been with the Yankees 17 years, watching games and learning. You can see a lot by observing.

You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.

The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That’s why nobody goes to see the game anymore.

If people don’t want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them? -Yogi Berra, The Yogi Book, to baseball commissioner Bud Selig about lagging baseball attendance Ninety percent of the game is half mental.