561 Quotes by Zach Braff

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    I’m not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away.

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    I’m sure lots of actors and creative people go through this, where you have some weeks where it’s all going according to plan and some weeks where you’re super frustrated.

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    I don’t have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?

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    I don’t think it’s a black and white issue. If a man’s family is starving so to speak, I don’t think I’ll hold it against him for stealing a loaf of bread.

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    Yea, I’ve got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.

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    I mean, what’s eleven million people now days?

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    I don’t even like the show that much, I mean, it’s about doctors. It’s not like doctors are as important as actors anyway, I bet I’ve saved more lives with my acting talent then any doctor has.

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    Most people just aren’t grateful for the lives they have, and it really saddens me. For instance, I said ‘hello’ to a man the other day, and he didn’t even recognize me. It just really saddens me.

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    I’ve turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you don’t want AIDs, don’t be a ice cream man. Or African. I’m neither and I’m fine.

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