"I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?"
"To a smart girl men are no problem – they’re the answer."
"I call everyone ‘Darling’ because I can’t remember their names."
"We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn’t."
"I don’t take gifts from perfect strangers – but then, nobody is perfect."
"When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument."
"There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash."
"I’ve never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them."
"I’ve been married most of my life. And when you’re married, you don’t have sex."
"I don’t remember anybody’s name. How do you think the “dahling” thing got started?"