191 Quotes by richard brautigan

A BoatO beautifulwas the werewolfin his evil forest.We took himto the carnivaland he startedcryingwhen he sawthe Ferris wheel.Electricgreen and red tearsflowed downhis furry cheeks.He lookedlike a boatout on the darkwater.

He'd had enough suffering right now to last him forever with plenty left over for others if they didn't have enough and wanted to have some more.

He looked as if he had been beaten to death with a wine bottle, but by doing it with the contents of the bottle.

My sperm came out into the water, unaccustomed to the light, and instantly it became a misty, stringy kind of thing and swirled out like a falling star, and I saw a dead fish come forward and float into my sperm, bending it in the middle.

His eyes were like the shoelaces of a harpsichord.

…those doughnuts are a lot better than having a mule kick you in the head,"There was no argument there.

Moonlight drifts from overA hundred thousand milesTo fall upon a cemeteryIt reads a hundred epitaphsAnd then smiles at a nest ofBaby owls

The two evening stars were now shining side by side. The smaller one had moved over to the big one. They were very close now, almost touching, and then they went together and become one very large star.I don't know if things like that are fair or not.

THE NECESSITY OF APPEARING IN YOUR OWN FACEThere are days when that is the last placein the world that you want to be but youhave to be there, like a movie, because it-----features you.