191 Quotes by richard brautigan

You've gotsome 'Star-Spangled' nailsin your coffin, kid.That's whatthey've done for you, son.

The WaitIt seemedlike yearsbeforeI pickeda bouquetof kissesoff her mouthand put theminto a dawn-colored vaseinmyheart.Butthe waitwas worth it.BecauseIwasin love.

While discussing the monster:"It sounds like the combination of water being poured into a glass," Miss Hawkline said, "A dog barking and the muttering of a drunk parrot. And very, very loud.""I think we're going to need the shotgun for this one," Cameron said.

You're not fooling anyone by taking your clothes off when you go to bed.

She opened her purse which was like a small autumn field and near the fallen branches of an old apple tree, she found her keys.

Hello, sir. Yes...Uh-huh...Yes...You say that you want to bury your aunt with a Christmas tree in her coffin? Uh-huh...She wanted it that way...I'll see what I can do for you, sir. Oh, you have the measurements of the coffin with you? Very good...We have our coffin-sized Christmas trees right over here, sir.

We were all silent except for blink, blink, blink, blink, blink.

This morning I saw a coyote walking through the sagebrush right at the very edge of the ocean ― next stop China. The coyote was acting like he was in New Mexico or Wyoming, except that there were whales passing below. That’s what this country does for you. Come down to Big Sur and let your soul have some room to get outside its marrow.

USED TROUT STREAM FOR SALE. MUST BE SEEN TO BE APPRECIATED.