492 Quotes by source unknown

Know yourself, master yourself, conquest of self is most gratifying.

When I look at you, the wheels of time stand still vs. Your face could stop a clock

Any walk through a park that runs between a double line of mangy trees and passes brazenly by the ladies toilet is invariably known as ''Lover's Lane.''

Too many parents are not on spanking terms with their children.

Pride makes us esteem ourselves; vanity desires the esteem of others.

Keep yourself clean and bright. You are the windows through which you must view the world.

A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.

The only people who like change are wet babies.

Too many of us speak twice before we think