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The mouth of a cannon is safer that the mouth of a woman scorned.

The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.

Love is like a poisonous mushroom -- you don't know if it is the real thing until it is too late

If you cannot help worrying, remember that worrying cannot help you either.

A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait for tax time.

Remember: the average is as close to the bottom as it is to the top.

You can't drown your sorrows, they always float to the surface.

Love and respect do not automatically accompany a position of leadership. They must be earned.

If you don't want to read it, see it or hear it, don't say it.